pop tart directions?!?!?!
ok, WTF?! do we really need directions for pop tarts? get this shit, right off the box, no kidding:
While Kellog's Pop Tarts are fully baked and ready to eat right from the pouch, if you prefer them warmed, please follow these instructions:
Be sure your appliance is clean and functioning properly.
WHAT? nah, i'm gonna put my pop tart in a broken, nasty ass toaster.
1. Remove pastry from pouch.
OK, that just pisses me off.
2. Microwave on high setting for 3 seconds.
THREE SECONDS?!?! THREE FRIGGEN SECONDS?!?!?! need i say more?
and this last part explains why anything more than THREE SECONDS is life threatening...
If Pastry is overheated, frosting/filling can become extremely hot and could cause burns.
no shit? something overheated can burn you? and why do they insist on capitalizing pastry? it's just a damn pop tart. and the last thing that pisses me off? you know how 2 pop tarts come in a wrapper? check this out:
Serving Size - 1 Pastry
i feel a letter to kellogg's coming on...